Pink Panda Kisses Lip Gloss [Smooch] Review

By Maychiri's Thoughts - June 28, 2023

Alright, now for the second item in the Pink Panda Hello Spring Mystery Bag, the Pink Panda Kisses Lip Gloss, shade Smooch.

 
I had no expectations whatsoever about what this lip gloss would be like, even thinking that it probably won’t be too good. But that’s not good, as I might have, so to say, poisoned the well before even trying it out. So, let’s start and see whether I was in fact right from the start.
 

 
 
 
Packaging: just a small clear tube with a white cap that fits really securely. It’s quite minimalistic, to be honest. 
 
 
 
 

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Ingredients: no parabens, no nourishing ingredients. The scent is fairly intense, and smells like vanilla, but it kind of smells more like chocolate, as there is a faintly bitter scent. The expiration date is 12 months after opening.
 

 
 
The pigmentation is actually fairly intense, much to my surprise. It’s a summery peachy colour that looks pretty good on pale skin. The formula is extremely thick, and heavy, and even though they state that it is not tacky, it in fact is, but not a lot. I also feel like a very slight pepperminty feeling, like there is a bit of a cooling sensation. In any case, it is not really comfortable to wear due to the extremely heavy formula that really just “sits” on your lips, never quite absorbing fully. I really don’t like it, especially because it feels tacky closer to the centre of the lips. 
 
 
 
 
 
This lipgloss is pretty opaque while it is still fresh. The lip gloss always looks slightly uneven and like it is collecting on the centre of my lips. It’s also not the easiest to apply because there is no applicator, you just spread it either with your fingers or with the nozzle on the end of the tube, which isn’t terribly hygienic. I know it’s to save costs, but having an applicator really makes everything easier.
 

 
 
The texture is incredibly glossy and wet-looking. It definitely does not set quickly at all, and it will continue to smudge until you remove it. At least it is not one bit drying!
 
 
 
 
Another bad thing is that it is not at all long-lasting; after about an hour or so it will start to fade and Heaven forbid you actually eat or drink anything, because that will completely ruin it. I know that lipglosses tend to have worse durability than say, liquid lipsticks or even regular lipsticks, but this one lasted for a noticeably shorter amount of time before fading terribly. Also, just licking my lips a few times removed a huge amount of lip gloss, making it even more uneven looking. 
 
 
There is a silver lining to this, though: it looks good, perhaps even better, when it has faded, it looks like a lip stain then. Still, this is really not good. It is extremely easy to remove, at least, and doesn’t leave a tacky feeling after removing it.
 

 
The “applicator” is, as mentioned, just the nozzle of the tube. It is elongated and very curved. It can be adequate for the application of this lipgloss, but it really struggles in tight areas, like the mouth corners or the cupid’s bow. But when applying it across the entire lower/upper lip it applies the lipgloss pretty well, except for the fact that it looks uneven. I just really prefer having an actual applicator.
 
 
 
Conclusion: it seems that my first thoughts were right, after all. Aside from the nice colour and the high shine, there isn’t really much that I can find to praise. Everything else is pretty average, at best. The durability is by far the worst aspect of this lip gloss, disappearing completely if you drink or eat anything, and it will start fading and looking uneven after about an hour/hour and a half. And it would be okay if it at least felt comfortable, but it is so heavy that it feels like I put a ton of Vaseline on my lips. Unfortunately, I just really don’t like this lipgloss, even though it’s not the worst one I had ever had. Maybe I did poison the well and that’s why I dislike it this much, who knows. No recommendations.
 
 
 
Rating: 4.5/10
 
 
Would buy again? NO
 

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