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S.he Colour&Style Quick’n Crazy Nail Polish [323 - 808] Review

By Maychiri's Thoughts - July 27, 2024

And, why not? One more S.he nail polish... this is the S.he Colour&Style Quick’n Crazy Nail Polish, in the shade 323/808!

 
Another nail polish that my mother just handed over to me. S.he... is not known to pick the most high quality stuff tbh, so I knew that this wouldn’t be good. Especially after trying out some other S.he nail polishes and seeing that they are really not good, quality-wise. It’s even more baffling to me why she chose this colour of all of them, because I almost never wear red nail polishes (for certain reasons), and this one is a weird light red/orange mix. Not quite coral, not quite red. Sigh. I will honour her effort to buy this and I’ll try it out... begrudgingly. Let’s see whether this nail polish continues S.he’s bad streak...
 

 
 
Packaging: a small rectangular glass bottle. It’s really quite simple. The text is silver metallic, which looks good on this colour, but the white text on the back looks even better. The cap is massive compared to the size of the bottle itself. It’s silver like the text, and it’s a real fingerprint magnet, let me tell you that! The cap closes quite securely, so no need to worry about this polish drying out. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Source: www.dm.hr

Ingredients: absolutely nothing harmful or nourishing. The scent is pretty much like any other nail polish. The expiration date is 36 months after opening.
 
 

The brush is small and flat, but it was damaged. It was severely frayed on one side when I first opened the bottle. This would have caused so many problems, fortunately I was able to carefully fix the frayed hairs. Still, it’s not a very good brush. It’s like it doesn’t pick up any nail polish... or this could be the formula being trash. Or both. It also doesn’t deposit the polish very evenly, but that’s also due to the formula being very tricky to use. Credit where it's due, the brush is decently precise, so at least I didn’t have a huge mess on the sides of my nails. But that doesn’t change the fact that this brush is rather bad.
 
 
 
 
Colour: even though it isn’t as intense as it should be, this is still a nice coral colour. It’s literally coral, if doesn’t have too many red or pink pigments. See, if it was intense like it should be, I would like it so much more... it’s just too pale as it is, and this colour craves intensity and vibrancy. Still, it’s a pretty nice summery colour.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
Okay, so... this formula is horrendous. It’s watery and pretty runny, and so, so thin. None of the Quick'n Crazy polishes have had what I’d call a ‘good’ formula, but man, this one is so very bad. It being thin could be excused, but it’s hard to use because it’s so runny and uneven. I kinda hate it, ngl...
 
 

It looks horrible with one coat. It’s like a stain on my nails, and it’s very sheer; I can clearly see my nails underneath. And because it is uneven, it just looks ugly. No way that you can wear it out like this. Things improve with two coats, but not substantially. It is still sheer... like, I can still see my nails underneath even after two coats. It’s more even now, at least. Although I still had to apply it very carefully or it would be uneven again. I don’t know how many coats it would take until it’s opaque... 3? 4? The formula was already driving me nuts, so I just kept it at 2, whatever. I don’t have any patience anymore for this nail polish, it’s way too annoying. Anyways, the texture is another weird thing. It’s weirdly semi-matte, it looks very cheap to be completely honest. I mean, what the hell... what is this finish, even??
 

 
 
Longevity is, frankly, as bad as it gets. While it doesn’t seem to get scratched up easily, it starts to chip as soon as like 18 hours after applying it. Not even a full day! And it’s not just tiny chips along the free edges, those were huge flakes that fell off one by one from each nail. It already looked horrible by the end of day 2, so you can imagine how bad it was after 4 days. It was literally destroyed. Freaking fantastic... is there anything good in this nail polish? It seems like the answer is no...
 
 

If nothing else, at least it’s pretty easy to remove. It doesn’t take a lot of rubbing until it’s completely removed and it doesn’t appear to discolour my nails. I thought that it would for sure make my nails red, as anything even remotely red tends to make my nails slightly red after removing the polish. But this one seems to not do that.
 
 

All in all, a horrible, terrible, just outright bad nail polish. There’s really not a lot of good I can say about it. The only remotely good thing is the colour, and even that isn’t as good as it should be. I have no idea what went wrong with this particular nail polish, but it seems like everything that could, went wrong. The brush was frayed when I first opened the bottle, and it doesn’t apply the polish evenly. The formula is atrocious, it feels very cheap and not at all fun to use. It’s runny and watery and takes a whole lot of effort and patience to get it to be at least somewhat even. Two coats isn’t enough to get it to look opaque, and with anything more than two it would be too thick. So you’re stuck with a nail polish that’s uneven, semi-opaque, and has this weird pale coral colour. Great... oh, but there’s more bad things! Because of course there are! The longevity is rubbish; it starts to chip within 24 hours, and less than a day after painting the nails, it will already look horribly chipped and just ugly. It doesn’t get scratched up, but the chipping is a much worse problem. So, by the end of day 4, it was completely destroyed. Sheesh... like, this nail polish is a demonstration in how to be a terrible nail polish. I hate it. Now, S.he polishes have never been particularly good, but this one is by far the worst one yet. And there’s no saving it. Yeah... this will probably be the only time I wear this rubbish nail polish... no way am I going to waste any more time on it, it doesn’t deserve that. No. No recommendation. Never. It’s entirely too rubbish.
 
 
 

Rating: 1/10
 
 
Would buy again? Hell NO

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